Newest Deviations
No deviations yet.
Favourites
How to: Make Jacob Love You10 ways to make Jacob Black fall in love with you:How to: Make Jacob Love You
10. Tell him you like your men hot and sweaty
9. Growl at him whenever he gets near you
8. Insult Edward both to his face and behind his back
7. Cook for him. A LOT.
6. Complain that your nose is burning - "Those bloodsuckers really reek."
5. When you talk to him, refer to him as "My Jacob". For example: "How is My Jacob today?" and "My Jacob, please fetch me a space heater."
4. Shiver a lot, even when indoors. When he hugs you to warm you up, tell him he's hot.
3. Laugh at all his jokes, e
by ~AmieeMica-x
35 ways to annoy Jacob Black1. Tell him Rosalie wants to have his babies. 2. Correct yourself and say his puppies. 3. Tell him he reminds you of a puppy you once had named Mr. Fleas. 4. Ask him why he smells funny. 5. Ask him if he's a pedophile. 6. If he says no, ask him why he's in love with a baby. 7. When he says he has no choice, call him a sicko. 8. Call the veterinarian and tell them you have a sick puppy they need to examine. 9. Tell Edward that Jacob's in love with him. 10. Get him a GIRL puppy for Christmas. 11. Put him in a dog cage. 12. Make him do tricks. 13. Throw dog treats at his hea35 ways to annoy Jacob Black
by ~EdwardLover108
10 Reasons why Jacob's better1) Jacob can keep you warm through the winter. 2) Dogs are cuter than vampires. 3) Jacob's more handy (fixing vehicles, mechanic). 4) You don't have to worry being bitten, so you can stay human without being in jepardy all the time. 5) He's not too over protective. 6) He can sleep with you through the night and not stare at you instead. 7) He walks around half naked. 8) He's a more interesting species, rather than just sparkling skin, changing eye colour and venom producing teeth. 9) He was there when Edward left. 10) Dogs are better than leeches full stop.10 Reasons why Jacob's better
by ~sugarvixy
Journal
No journal entries yet.
deviantID
No deviantID yet.
Devious Info
- Current Residence: Boca Raton, Fl
- Interests: boys, writing, music
- Favourite movie: GI Joe Rise of the Cobra
- Favourite band or musician: Family Force5
- Favourite genre of music: Christian Rock believe it or not
- MP3 player of choice: I-Pod touch
- Personal Quote: Supernatural RULES!
- AIM: winchesterluver
deviantART Community Board
Comments
Site Map
©2009 deviantART. All rights reserved
._.
--
"I walked slowly under the rain that was falling, trying to improve the distance between me and the large green gate." (Misa _ "Invisible")
"Tens de ver o lado positivo do negativo!" - Ruby Gloom ._.
--
FECK!
--
Dean: You know what, there\'s a ton of lore on unicorns too. In fact, I hear that they ride on silver moonbeams, and that they shoot rainbows out of their ass!
Sam: Wait, there's no such thing as unicorns?
--
"I'm going to executive produce the crap out of you!"
--
Currently a tickle slave to Dizzie, Rose and Polaris.
--
Since this DA account is shared by two people here's what each persons signature will look like.
Mine (or Carmine) would be
Scarlette's will be
--
RWoltring
--
Find A Chav, Beat Them Up, And All Day You'll Have Good Luck! Simple!! >w<
<3<3<3
Previous Page12345...Next Page